Add the £20 of paint
and the bill comes to £594 for a custom super PC. Obviously I cannibalised
the PIII for CD drives etc.
Putting it all together
took a fair amount of time, and I customised the case BEFORE I
received the Mobo & CPU.
As with all modifications
involving power tools and your expensive new toy you should:
a. Take your
time.
b. Measure
everything before you do something permanent.
I had originally decided
to cut a wavy hole in the side of the case, but a pencil sketch
on the side panel didn’t look very good. I had a maximum of a
30 x 30 cm hole to cut, but I wanted to avoid the usual rectangular
window, with or without rounded edges. Ten minutes with a sketch
patch discussing ideas with my wife, I fired up MAME and paused a game of
Space Invaders. More measurements later the winning Invader was
chosen.
I drew a 12 x 8 grid
(same dimensions as Mr Invader) then simply shaded in all the
boxes as appropriate. I drilled a 10mm pilot hole roughly in
the centre of the image and went to town with Mr Jig Saw. I made
several radial cuts outwards so that no great amount of metal
would be hanging off while sawing. It flaps up and down making
a scary noise. I recommend you do this out doors, wearing eye
protection and ear defenders. The noise is horrendous. An hour’s
labour resulted in this:


It doesn’t look too hard, but some of the leg areas
were difficult to work in. I then simply filed down the rough
edges. I masked up the Floppy, Power and HD LEDs with paper
masking tape, which I stuck on and carefully cut to size with
a shape craft knife. Get a grown up to help you kids. If the
weather were fine it would be worth painting outdoors. As the
weather is crap, I did it indoors. Make sure you cover everything
with old newspaper, particularly if you are spraying.
Once this was done
it was time to paint. A quick trip to the local DIY place had
me home with a £5 spray can of what appeared to be a dark Gold
paint. As my golden rule with software and hardware is to read
the docs before doing anything, perhaps I should have read
the can. The effect required a Black undercoat, not a Tan one.
Obviously I popped
back to the super store when it became obvious that 1 can was
not going to do the job and bought two more. “That will be £10
Sir” – Cha-Ching! One more can later the PC was getting
a nice Pearlescent Pink look Doh! This obviously required a rethink,
one can of Hammerite later….

This was the first coat of paint,
as you can see it was much nearer the original colour, one £5
tin did the whole PC with some to spare. Oh, it stinks while
it dries; I read the instructions on the tin before I started
this time! While the paint is drying I turn my mind to the build
itself. The chassis is naked and it makes good sense to install
the guts of the computer while things are easy to get at.
There is a strange
plastic fitting at the front of the case, which includes the PC
speaker & a filter. I had two problems here:
a. The nut
& screws from the DIY centre came in 25mm or 50 mm lengths.
I needed about 30mm. So I fitted them and then introduced the
screws to Mr Hacksaw.
b. With the
front fan secured to the case, the plastic speaker holder and
air filter wouldn’t go on.
After
much head scratching I realise the front fan should be fitted
into the fitting, not onto the case. It’s a shame
the case doesn’t have a manual. I now had to cut the screws down
to about 10mm and only needed two, as the plastic mount had to
retaining lugs moulded in. One further tip, the front fan should
suck, the rear one should blow air out. The two 80mm Sunon fans
I fitted had arrows on their frames illustrating this; you obviously
could simply plug them in and see which way the air is moving,
before making a mistake! The second fan mounted on the pre-made
hole in the rear of the chassis with 4 screws and bolts.
OK, so the paint is
dry, time to fit the seal to the window, and then the window itself.


This is the side panel
drying, and then with the trim fitted. I simply cut the sections
using a craft knife to make 45-degree cuts. To fit the Perspex
window, you use silicon sealant; the same as used for bathtubs,
fish tanks etc. Generously squirt it where the window sits (having
outlined the window with a felt tip on the rear of the panel)
carefully place the window down, pop a pile of books on it and
leave over night. Voila! One Invader window.
Damn all this waiting!
OK, so the following day you have a big pile of components to
put together. I suggest you move to a roomy, light location;
it’s called the dining room table in my house ;-) Put out everything
where you can see it, gather in your tools, a screwdriver and
pliers in this case and then begin.

OK, putting a PC together is not
as scary as you may think, take your time, and read the motherboard
manual! The motherboard frame comes out like a sliding door using
just one thumbscrew. This makes it nice and easy to get the brass
mobo spacers fitted, and to insert the metal plate that surrounds
the ports, Serial, Parallel etc. As you can see, by this stage
I have also inserted the CPU & mounted the Chrome Orb. Tips:
Make sure the CPU is perfectly flat in its seat before locking
it down. I couldn’t fit the heat sink and careful examination
of the chip revealed that one corner was about half a mm off of
the socket mount. Fitting a Chrome Orb is kind of scary too;
once the rear is connected (it only fits one way people) it takes
a lot of pressure to lock the clip down. I found the best
technique was to bend the clip towards the retaining lug as a
whole, rather than to simply push on the spring leaf itself.
After slipping the
mobo frame back into the case I began connection up the various
cables. The large power cable only fits one way, so no problems
there, CPU fan, simple, the collection of LEDs, Reset button &
PC speaker are all in one bank at the bottom right of the mobo.
All the connectors have their identities printed on them, as do
their locations on the board (oh, if they don’t work, turn them
through 180 degrees and try again).
I then added the HD,
Floppy & CD ROM. Simply line up pin one on the ribbon cables
(it’s the red wire on the outside) with the ‘1’ marked at the
mobo & respective drive. At this point I started adding the
spiral wrap, which fluoresces under UV light. Stand by for a
glow in the dark PC.
I then re-read read the instructions
for the UV light kit. You simply have to cut off the cigarette
lighter connection, splice in a switch, and add a Molex connector
to the end. The written instruction sheet makes it sound complicated,
but it is very straight forward. You drill a 6mm hole in the
case for the switch, I put mine on the rear, but you could equally
add it to a baybus if you have one.
The light comes with
some double-sided sticky foam stuff for mounting the light. I
chose to attach it to the underside of the Power Unit, this left
the other end flopping about, so I attached it to the side of
the CD ROM bay using a tip wrap.
I have modified the
HD & CR ROM Ribbon cables into round ones. I was going to
post a link to the site, which gave a guide to this; unfortunately
I managed to lose the link! I did not take photos of this, but
here’s a description:
I remove the middle
connectors, they split off when attacked with a screwdriver.
I very carefully made a 2 to 3cm long split between every
6th track and then peeled the two sides apart. At
this point I fitted it to the PC and checked to see if the cable
still lived; it worked, I shut down, removed the cable and continued.
I pre-cut some 1.5cm strips of masking tape and then laid 4, 6
wire sections over one another neatly and taped them together
every 6 or so cm. I repeated this until I had taped all the 6-wires
sections together. I then taped the 5 larger bundles together
making one finger sized cable. Again I installed it, fired up
the PC, and confirmed it worked, shut down and removed the cable.
I then added the fluorescent spiral wrap (the larger sized stuff)
and refitted it. I repeated this for the CD ROM ribbon.
Now for the easy bit
- pop on the sides, front & fire her up. She is absolutely
smokin’
I would like to thank
Woody for the loan of his digital camera, which as you can see
takes excellent pictures. I successfully fluffed up the low light
shot by myself being unfamiliar with his camera. I have taken
some conventional photographs with my camera, but as we get them
developed once in a blue moon, don’t hold you breath.
Neither the digital camera nor especially my webcam do this the
appearance of the machine with the UV light on any justice. Still,
I never claimed to be David Bailey! I do have to paint the front
of the CD ROM yet, but I have not got round to it yet! Take my
work for it, it glows just fine and really does look amazing.So,
there you have it. Building & modding a PC does not require
the abilities of a Rocket Scientist. Start small, think it out,
& cut nothing until you have measured and checked it twice,
oh and last but not least read the
instructions it would have saved me £15 worth of spray
paint.
I borrowed another
digicam shortly after adding a baybus to my PC and took some high
quality pictures that you can see here.