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This page contains a link to my new ringtone.

I’ve been trying to understand some odd kills with machine gun sniper rifles, now I know why.  Christ they even post on Youtube….

We will not be able to provide F1 coverage in high definition this year. The BBC relies on Formula 1 Management (FOM) for the provision of all of its live pictures and as such the broadcasting of high definition pictures is dependent upon whether FOM uses HD cameras or not.

Argh!

Die biach

I’m putting in long enough hours as it is and getting off the train at 7:15pm and taking 10 minutes to get out of the car park as the traffic is backed up from the motorway beggars belief.  Between retards who suddenly lose the ability to drive because it is dark and arseholes who attempt suidice in rush hour traffic I just want to rage at them.  It took me 1:10 to travel the 11 miles home via a whole lot of back roads the sat nav is too stupid to choose as it prefers to keep me in the static traffic…

Just when you think arrogant devolopers are a dying breed…

When asked if the PC version was a direct console port, IW responded: “No, PC has custom stuff like mouse control, text chat in game, and graphics settings.”

I think we just found retard of the week.

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OK, I’m typing this on a laptop, on the ironing board which failed to go sat sat on a patio chair which we’re leaving behind, and still seething. :poop:

Well, today the last of the house went in the back of a lorry and the contracts were supposed to be exchanged.  Sadly, the retarded solicitor for the punters at the bottom of the chain claimed he had no idea everyone was trying to be in their new houses for 30 Sep and had not arranged for the money to be available to move from the bank to pay for their new flat – bullshit of course and if I could have got my hands round his pencil-neck this afternoon when I found out… :silly:

So, this thief of both the world’s oxygen supply and our money says it will be actioned today and ready for Tuesday, the day before our deadline.  I’m sure this is going to end well… :knife:

Checking delivery dates with the removal people still shows Sat, some 4 days after we should have moved as they are fully booked.

OK, so I have Batman & to save the game you need a Windows Live account.  So (annoyingly) I have to create an account on a service I’m not interested in to play a game I own.

Step two: In game it refuses to accept my newly created Live Account details as valid (which work fine out of game) and no, it’s nto the firewall, as it already has an exception.

Being a new game, searching for help is proving fruitless so far.

Rage! :knife:

When I drive the car I feel the same.  Funniest thing I have seen in ages…

The house is sold, we picked a new one, now its just the packing, the 3 million bits of paper and the stresses that come with throwing your life into boxes.  This is assuming all the surveys, searches and the other crap that cause you to haemorrhage cash like there was no tomorrow don’t put a fly in the ointment.  Oh, don’t get me started on interest rates, the tax payer has subbed the banks billions they in turn load you back this money at between 5 & 7% despite the base rate being less than 1%…